LIVE INDEX·13,568 channels·part of a 4-site network·~20 min sync
04 JUN 2026·07:39 UTC·v.2026.06
Composite score
29.5/100
Cohort-normalised against 1,537 news channels.
7d delta+387 places
Channel bio
Shitpost storage facility
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Score inputs · v3.2 · 5 componentsMETHODOLOGY →
What goes into the 29.5
×2.0Size
log(subscribers), 95th-cap
×1.0Activity
avg views/post · reaction velocity
×1.5Growth
24h + 7d net change vs cohort
×0.5Trust
Verified · safety flags clear
×1.0Category fit
category match strict
output: a single 0–100 scoreweighted, then scored out of 100
Activity · last 30 days
Channel activity.
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Pinned message · pinned May 31, 2026
Kino
Similar channels.
Why these? — same category, neighbouring score band, 7d delta within ±5pp.